John has been our Head Attendant for a grand total of 12 years, 2 months, and 11 days. He's seen it all, from the Great Coffee Machine Uprising to the Mystery of the Missing Donuts.
His favorite hobby is collecting rare and exotic staplers from around the world. Currently, he has 427 staplers in his office, which he proudly displays on a shelf that's almost as long as our company's employee handbook.
Read about John's illustrious stapler collection