Our fearless leaders
Meet the people who make the decisions around here.
- Bart, CEO and Supreme Ruler
- Jen, COO and Chief Coffee Enthusiast
- Bob, CTO and Lord of the Code
- Sarah, CMO and Queen of the Marketing Kingdom
- Dave, CCO and King of the Coffee Machine
- Chris, CIO and Guardian of the Network
Together, they make the impossible possible, and we're not even exaggerating.
Meet Bart: The CEO or Meet Jen: The COO for a more in-depth look at our fearless leaders.
Our Management Team's Achievements
We've accomplished so much, it's almost as if we're trying to prove something.
- Invented the concept of "Coffee Breaks"
- Invented the concept of "Lunchtime Nap Time"
- Invented the concept of "Afternoon Meetings that Last for Hours"
- Invented the concept of "Endless Meetings that Start with 'Has Anyone Seen My Keys?'"
We've got so much more to come, but for now, let's just say we're just getting started.
See our impressive list of achievements for yourself.