Jane
Chief Architect of Disarray. Expert in making things worse before making them better. Known for: excessive caffeine consumption, loud opinions, and poorly maintained relationships.
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Bob
Chief Problematic Innovator. Known for: creating chaos, breaking things, and loudly proclaiming 'it's not my fault'.
See Bob's Portfolio of Broken Things
Ella
Creative Director of Confusion. Specializes in: miscommunication, misplaced expectations, and turning 'maybe' into 'definitely not happening'.
Ella's Confusion Index