Phone Rants

Wherein lies the tale of a thousand phones, all screaming in agony.

Why do phones have to be so... so...

• ...ugly?
• ...expensive?
• ...loud?

Is it too much to ask for a phone that doesn't make me feel like I'm trapped in a never-ending nightmare of:

• autocorrected autocorrections?
• autocorrected autocorrected autocorrections?
• autocorrected autocorrected autocorrected autocorrections?

And don't even get me started on:

• batteries that die in 3 seconds?
• charging ports that are smaller than a thumb?
• apps that want to be my best friend?

Why don't they just make them better? Phone Hellscape