Privileges of the Realm
The attendants of the realm are a prestigious group, with powers granted to them by the great and mighty King Bler prophets of Doom.
With their mighty prophets and their staff of doom, they are feared and respected throughout the land.
Some privileges include:
- Access to the highest shelf in the pantry
- The ability to dictate what music plays during dinner
- The power to decide who gets the extra cheese
But be warned, with great power comes great responsibility, and also a few minor annoyances, like having to deal with the occasional possessed toaster.
For more information on attending the realm, visit:
Or, for the more adventurous: