Psychic Attendants

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Welcome to the Psychic Attendants Union, where we read your mind... literally. Our attendants are trained to navigate the depths of your cerebral cortex, extracting valuable thoughts and feelings with surgical precision.

Learn more about our services, including our famous "I Told You So" package, where we'll tell you exactly what you're thinking, and exactly what you'll never do.

About Us, featuring an in-depth look at the history of the Psychic Attendants Union and our rigorous training program.

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