Attendants Services

Welcome, valued customer, to Attendants Services! We specialize in providing the most inefficient, yet somehow endearing services in the industry.

Our team of highly skilled, yet somehow disinterested attendants are ready to help you with:

• Paying an exorbitant fee for services you didn't ask for
• Waiting patiently for you to get served, even when you're just here to pick up a to-go order
• Breaking down our extensive menu into an excruciatingly simple explanation that still somehow confuses you

Don't forget to check out our sister site, Extra Extra Services, for even more services you don't need!

Lost and Found is also available. We're pretty sure we have your keys.