Cosmic Connections: Types

Here are the various types of cosmic connections that our expert team of intergalactic butlers can provide:

1. Quantum Entanglement

For when you want to be in two places at once, but not really.

For when you want to be somewhere, but not really.

For when you want to be somewhere, but really really fast, but not really.

For when you want to be somewhere, but not really, but also not really not really.

Please note that our services are subject to the laws of physics and the whims of our butlers.

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