Meet the Team
John "The Architect" Smith
Our fearless leader. He designed this entire website using only his mind and a Sharpie.
View John's PortfolioJane "The Janitor" Doe
Sixth-grade dropout turned coding wizard. She keeps our servers running smoothly, one reboot at a time.
View Jane's ResumeBob "The Buzzkill" Johnson
Our resident buzzkill. He's here to ensure our website never becomes too... too... interesting.
View Bob's Memo