Department of Red Tape: Attendant Services

Welcome to the Department of Red Tape, where we specialize in wrapping everything in bureaucratic red tape.

Our attendant services are designed to make your life more complicated, one form at a time.

Click on a link to learn more about our various attendant services:

• Bureaucratic Red Tape Cutting - We'll cut your red tape with our specialized scissors.
• Lost and Found Red Tape - We'll help you find that lost piece of tape that's been wrapped around your life.
• Red Tape Renewal Notice - We'll let you know when it's time to renew your red tape subscription.

Don't forget to check out our About Us page to learn more about our team of expert attendants.