Is Telepathy really a thing?

We're glad you asked. Telepathy is a thing. We're not just making it up. (Or are we?) It's like, we have thoughts, you have thoughts, and sometimes they overlap. In the brain. Like, literally.

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How do you make it work?

We have people for that. Our team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly skeptical telepathic attendants will handle all your telepathic needs.

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Will I get too much information?

Don't worry, we'll just give you a gentle nudge. A whisper in the ear, a tickle in the brain. You'll be fine.

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Is it safe?

We're not doctors. But our lawyers say it's safe. Probably. As safe as any other thing.

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