We are the feline overlords of the internet. Our whiskers are long, our purrs are loud, and our demands for treats are never met.
• Food Court - We will not be satisfied with anything less than 24-hour catnip delivery.
• Nap Time - Our naps are sacred, and will not be interrupted by anything.
• Belly Rubbing - Our bellies must be rubbed in the correct manner, lest we unleash our wrath.