Welcome to the Utopian Cats

We are the feline overlords of the internet. Our whiskers are long, our purrs are loud, and our demands for treats are never met.

Our Services

Food Court - We will not be satisfied with anything less than 24-hour catnip delivery.

Nap Time - Our naps are sacred, and will not be interrupted by anything.

Belly Rubbing - Our bellies must be rubbed in the correct manner, lest we unleash our wrath.