Welcome to the Department of Misdirection, where we specialize in reading minds for a living! As a union shop, we're_goals of our telepathic employees, who are skilled in reading minds, reading between the lines, and reading between the lines of other people's prophets_goals.
We're a team of highly skilled mind-readers, with a combined telepathic experience of over 100 years! We can read your thoughts, your deepest desires, and your darkest fears. But don't worry, we're not just mind-readers, we're also mind-blockers. We can help you avoid any unwanted mental intrusions, like those pesky psychic vampires who just won't leave you alone.
So, if you're looking for a way to get into the minds of others, or if you just need a good mental shield, we're here for you! Our services include:
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