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Rules for the most esteemed guests

We're glad you're here! Please note the rules below:

1. Be on time. We're not made of time-traveling fabric.
2. No talking to yourself. It's just rude.
3. Don't try to bring a pet rock. We're not made of rock.
4. Don't attempt to leave early. The exit signs are just for decoration.
5. Don't ask for seconds of anything, including oxygen.

By attending, you're agreeing to all of these and more. Don't worry, it's not like we're going to sue.

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