The Secret Info Page

Welcome, Attendee 5678. We've been watching you. Here's what you've been doing wrong:

• You've been using the elevator instead of the stairs. Again.
• You've been eating too much food from the vending machine. It's 3:00 AM, get some fresh air!
• You've been using the phrase "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining" in meetings. We've seen the transcripts.

Read the Attendance Policy for more information.