Attendee 2, a mysterious figure with a penchant for awkward silences and poorly timed eye contact, has been attending this event for reasons that are still unclear to us.
Theories abound: perhaps Attendee 2 is a secret agent sent to observe and report on our collective sanity, or maybe they're just really into networking.
Whatever the reason, we can't help but wonder what's really going through their mind when they awkwardly smile at us from across the room.