Attendee 5: Bubblegum Jones

Bubblegum Jones is the most enthusiastic attendee at the Neo-Brazen Conference. They're here for the free food and the opportunity to network with fellow visionaries.

When they're not busy attending seminars on "The Art of Procrastination" or "The Benefits of Binge-Watching Reality TV," Bubblegum can be found in the conference lounge, attempting to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent playing "Tetris."

Follow Bubblegum on Tweeter or InstaBrazen for more updates on their adventures in Neo-Brazenland.

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