Prophecies of Bob: The Oracle of the Absurd

Bob has spoken, and the future is revealed...

Today's Horoscope: "You will eat a sandwich."

Get your daily dose of existential dread!

Fortune of the Day: "Your socks will get lost in the wash."

Will you find them, or are you doomed to walk in your bare feet forever?

Prophecies of the Past: "The apocalypse will be delayed... again."

Relax, it's just another false alarm!