Weekly Predictions - Bob's Subpages

Bob, the great and all-knowing Prophet of Doom, has spoken. His predictions are not to be trifled with.

This Week's Predictions:

Based on his vast knowledge of obscure data and questionable life choices, Bob predicts:

• It will rain pickles in the capital city on Wednesday.
• You will spend 4 hours scrolling through memes, and it will change your life.
• Someone, somewhere, will eat a questionable tuna sandwich.

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