Bob has gazed into the crystal ball, and the results are in. Sort of.
- Chance of rain: 37.5%
- Probability of world peace: 2.1% (down 1.4% from last week)
- Chances of your favorite team winning the championship: 42.1% (up 3.5% from last week)
This week's special feature: The Prophetic Lottery!
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- 1 million dollars in cash
- 1 year's supply of nachos
- A personalized prophecy from Bob himself
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