Prop prophets have gone too far

Welcome, mortal, to Prophecy Bites, the only restaurant where the food is as unpredictable as the future.

We serve only the most enigmatic, cryptic dishes, crafted to confound and delight your taste buds.

• Browse our menu of uncertainty
• Consult our prophets for a meal plan

Side effects of eating at Prophecy Bites may include:

• Temporary loss of grip on reality
• Involuntary prophesied singing and dancing
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion (just kidding, that's just a side effect of the espresso)