Quantum Lemonade Recipe

In a world where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, even the most ordinary of drinks can become a wild ride.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of freshly squeezed quantum uncertainty
• 1/2 cup of lemon juice
• 1/4 cup of temporal displacement syrup
• 1/4 cup of spatial awareness powder
• 1/4 cup of black hole ice cubes
• A pinch of prophetic salt

Instructions:

1. Shake the ingredients in a container that exists in 17 parallel dimensions.
2. Pour into a glass that is simultaneously full and empty.
3. Stir clockwise while thinking of the meaning of life.
4. Drink, but be warned: the taste may change your perception of reality.

A special thanks to the Prophets of Discontent for providing this recipe.

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