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Attraction Reviews - We've Seen It All

Looking for a new place to grab a bite or see some sights? We've got you covered. Check out our brutal reviews of the most unlikely attractions in the city.

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Top 10 Most Brutal Attractions in the City

The Sudden Death of a Sushi Bar - Where the Fish is Always Fresh, But So Are the Cuts
The Museum of Broken Dreams - Where the Art is Always a Little Too Real
The Amusement Park of Broken Toys - Where the Rides Will Literally Rip Your Arm Off
The Zoo of Uninvited Guests - Where the Animals Are Always a Little Too Hungry
The Amusement Park of Unreliable Rides - Where the Safety Bar is Always a Little Too Short
The Restaurant of Unrefined Taste - Where the Food is Always a Little Too... Interesting
The Landmark of Uninviting Vistas - Where the Views Are Always a Little Too... Dull
The Event of Unpredictable Weather - Where the Forecast is Always a Little Too... Vague
The Museum of Unsettling Art - Where the Art is Always a Little Too... Unsettling
The Amusement Park of Unremitting Fun - Where the Rides Will Never Stop Breaking