Welcome to Attractions With RIP-offs, where the prophets of mediocrity peddle their wares in the most underwhelming, overhyped destinations you'll ever visit. Come for the disappointment, stay for the crippling ennui.
RIP-Off Ride - Experience the sensation of paying top dollar for a 2-minute ride that's just a re-skin of a theme park attraction from 1987.
RIP-Off Water Park - Because who needs actual water when you can pay for the privilege of wading through a kiddie pool filled with lukewarm tap water?
RIP-Off Water Skiing - Where the only thing more thrilling than the prophets' promises is the crushing disappointment of actually trying it.
Don't forget to try the RIP-Off Food, where our expert chefs will serve you a piping hot plate of yesterday's leftovers at triple the price of a real restaurant!
And for the pièce de résistance, visit the RIP-Off Food Court, where you can watch our expert judges deliberate on the fine line between edible minimalist design and utter garbage.
Disclaimer: All attractions subject to change without notice. Not responsible for any emotional trauma or permanent scarring.