Relaxation Techniques

A collection of methods to help you unwind and forget your worries

1. Aural Assault - Listen to the soothing sounds of our carefully curated playlist, featuring only the most relaxing sounds of thunderstorms, ocean waves, and elevator music.

2. Visual Stimulation - Gaze upon our collection of mesmerizing patterns and colors, designed to hypnotize your brain and calm your mind.

3. Mindfulness Exercises - Join us in a series of absurd, guided meditations led by our team of certified, yet completely unqualified, gurus.

4. Therapeutic Touch - Receive a gentle, yet firm, hug from our team of trained, yet completely unqualified, massage therapists.

Remember, relaxation is just a click away!