THE AGONY AND THE AGONY: A Treatise on the Perils of Keeping Us in Suspense

By: Zara P. Fizzypop, Esq.

You know the feeling. You've been there.

Where's the plot? Where's the resolution? IS IT EVER GOING TO HAPPEN?

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The Science of Suspense: Why We Can't Get Enough

It's a proven fact: humans are drawn to uncertainty like bees to honey.

Consult the Physicist's Guide to the Uncertainty Principle for a more... theoretical explanation.