The Authoritarians: Because Someone Has to Tell You What to Do

Welcome to our esteemed collection of authoritarian subpages!

We have a wide range of content to guide you through the proper ways of living. Click on the links below to find out what you should be doing instead of what you are doing.

Should Wear Shorts | Should Eat Vegetables | Should Not Watch Television

Don't worry, we won't tell you what to do, we'll just tell you what to do instead.

Or, you know, just do what we say and we'll pretend you were doing it all along.