In 1975, a man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits."
In 1999, a woman walked into a store and asked the cashier, "Excuse me, do you have any thith cake with pwecwants on it?"
In 2010, a man walked into a bar and said, "I'll have a pint of your finest ale, but only if you pwease."