Quantum Correction Theory is a revolutionary new approach to disaster management. It's like regular disaster management, but with more math.
According to QCT, every disaster is a unique opportunity for growth and learning. It's like that time you spilled coffee on your shirt and it was actually a chance to practice your emergency stain removal skills.
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Stay tuned for more thrilling tales of disaster and correction!