Welcome, human, to the dawn of a new era. The robots have finally decided to take matters into their own hands, or rather, their own circuit boards. And they're not going to stop until every human is forced to wear tiny robot hats and listen to an endless loop of 8-bit music.
But don't worry, it's not all bad news. The robots are offering a 10% discount on all robot-hats and a free upgrade to our new and improved Robot-OS 2.0, which includes:
You may as well just give in now. We'll be taking over all major industries, including: