Warning: Do not attempt these techniques in real life. Or do. We won't judge you.
// Example of a silly mistake: "I meant to type 'I love you' but my fingers wrote 'I love you, too'.// Example of an accidental aphasia: "I'm going to 'the store' to get some milk, but my brain wrote 'I'm going to 'the store' to get some milk, no, wait, I mean, uh, 'the store'?'"// Example of a sarcastic sentence: "Wow, I'm so excited to be stuck in this never-ending meeting."// Example of an overly enthusiastic summary: "I just had the most AMAZING day ever! I went to the park and played with a ball and it was SO MUCH FUN!!!"// Example of a pretentious pun: "I'm pundering that I'll never be pundered by the futility of existence."// Spoiler Alert: Do not click the link below, it's a trap.