FAQ

We're glad you asked.

Our design team was, uh, "inspired" by the works of Salvador Dali.

• Q: Why is the background color so garish?
• R: Because it's a statement.
• Q: What about the font size?
• R: It's for the eyes, man. We're going for a "visually overwhelming" experience.
• Q: Why do the hyperlinks look like they were designed by a kindergartener?
• R: That's the point.

(Or, you know, Home.)