Welcome to the Auto-Corrected Dreams subfeature, where our team of highly trained, hyper-intelligent dream editors work tirelessly to fix your worst nightmares.
Our state-of-the-art, highly-scientifically-verified methods involve replacing the most traumatic, anxiety-inducing elements of your dreams with more pleasant, less terrifying alternatives.
For example, if you were once chased by a giant, fire-breathing, mutant spider, we can swap it out for a cute, cuddly kitten.
Or, if you were stuck in a never-ending loop of elevator music, we can replace it with a soothing ambient soundscape featuring only the soothing sounds of gentle waterfalls and softly clanging wind chimes.
It's like having your cake and eating it too, but without the risk of having to deal with the existential dread of being trapped in a never-ending cycle of elevator music.
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