Our Auto-Corrected Features are designed to drive you mad with their sheer genius!
Because sometimes your boss really is an idiot.
Replace all instances of "I'm fine" with "I'm not fine, actually, I'm miserable."
Because who needs to know the truth, really?
Because sometimes your coworkers really are trying to kill you.
I mean, it's not like I'm not doing this on purpose, but you'll probably still do it wrong.
See above.
Because sometimes you just can't be bothered to explain it in simple terms.
Look, just let me explain it again, because apparently, you still don't get it.
See above.
