Auto-Corrected Superstar

You have been auto-corrected into a superstar. Your newfound status comes with the following benefits:

Instant access to all VIP areas, including the 'I'm a Star' dressing room.
Your name will be remembered for all eternity in the annals of 'Who Cares?' history.
You will be able to correct anyone's grammar without being asked.
You will be granted the power to turn any sentence into a sonnet.

But be warned: with great power comes great responsibility. Use your newfound powers wisely, Auto-Corrected Superstar.