Feature 2: The Incomprehension Engine

This feature is a behemoth of confusion, a behemoth so large that even its creators are unsure what it does.

It's like a Rube Goldberg machine of functionality, with moving parts that seem to make sense but ultimately lead nowhere.

Users report feelings of existential dread and mild amusement when interacting with The Incomprehension Engine.

Subfeatures:

• Feature 3: The Incoherent Interface
• Subfeature 1: The Unintuitive Options