• Feature 1: Auto-Corrected Dreams

    Our team of expert sleep hackers has worked tirelessly to ensure that your dreams are not only more efficient, but also more accurate.

    Subfeature 1: Dream Editing

    We've developed an AI-powered dream editor that ensures you never forget what you learned in school. No more waking up with a crippling case of déjà vu.

    Subfeature 2: Dream Rebooting

    Our team of highly trained dream reboot specialists will ensure that you always start your day with a fresh, uncluttered mind.

  • Feature 2: Auto-Corrected Reality

    Our patented Reality Correction Algorithm (RCA) ensures that your waking life is as perfect as your sleeping life.

    Subfeature 1: Reality Rebranding

    We'll rebrand your entire reality to make it more appealing to you. No more boring, beige-colored walls.

    Subfeature 2: Reality Reorganization

    We'll reorganize your reality to make it easier to navigate. No more cluttered countertops or overflowing inboxes.

  • Feature 3: Auto-Corrected Memories

    Our team of memory hackers will ensure that your memories are not only more accurate, but also more Instagrammable.

    Subfeature 1: Memory Editing

    We'll edit your memories to make them more exciting. Who needs a boring childhood when you can have a thrilling adventure?

    Subfeature 2: Memory Reuploading

    We'll reupload your memories to make them more efficient. No more wasted space on forgotten moments.