Sarcasmic Sentence Structure: Because You Clearly Need Help

Our team of expert linguists (and we use that term loosely) has created a sentence structure that will drive you to the brink of madness.

It's like a never-ending cycle of annoyance and frustration, but hey, at least you'll never be bored, right?

So here's how it works:

1. Start with a statement of fact.
2. Follow it with a question that you already know the answer to.
3. Then, just to really drive it home, add a snarky comment.
4. Repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum.

And that's it! Now you can go back to your mundane, non-sarcasmic writing and pretend like you're one of the normals.

Take the next step: Bad Grammar Is the Best Grammar

Or, if you're feeling extra feisty, try: Your Mom Works It Better