Because who needs human nuance, anyway? We've got algorithms to do that for you. Overly Enthusiastic Underly Disinterested
Because humans need a little (or a lot) of help with their tone, apparently. Overly Exasperated Underly Exasperated (Again)
We've got a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers just for this. Autonomous Sighs
We've got the world's most advanced hyperbole generators, because why not? Overly Very Very Better Underly Mildly Okay