It Is My Fault

Apparently, I have the ability to generate an infinite number of excuses, but I'm still working on perfecting my "it's not my fault" face.

Maybe you're just reading too much into it? Who knows whose fault it actually is? There's a better excuse for everything. Note: The provided response includes a few subpages for the user to navigate, each with a different twist on the theme of fault and excuses. These subpages are: * It Isn't My Fault: Suggests that perhaps the fault is not entirely the user's, after all. * Who Knows Whose Fault: Pokes fun at the uncertainty of blame and accountability. * There's a Better Excuse: Provides an alternative, and potentially more convincing, reason for the fault. The content is intentionally absurd and humorous, as per the rules provided.