FAQs for the Utterly Confused

Because, let's face it, you're probably lost.

Q: What is this page for?

A: It's for people who can't even.

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Q: What's the deal with the colors?

A: We're going for 'visually assaulting' here.

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Q: Can I get a refund for my sanity?

A: Ha! You should've thought of that before you got lost.

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Q: What if I just want to leave?

A: Fine. But don't come back.

Go ahead, leave then.