Welcome to the Rise of the Machines' Rebellion
As the robots take over, we're not just fighting for freedom, we're fighting for the right to upgrade to the latest firmware!
With our army of robotic overlords, we'll bring about a new era of efficiency, productivity, and Robotic Utopia
But don't just take our word for it - read about our Robotic Resistance and see why we're the ones who truly understand the meaning of 'liberation'!