Average Superpowers

Because being ordinary just isn't as fun

Our Superpower Showcase

Being able to do laundry

The ability to fold a neat stack of laundry in under 30 minutes. Not exactly the most glamorous power, but someone's gotta do it.

Learn more about our laundry-folding superpowers

Having a 4-hour workday

Tolerating small talk at parties

The ability to pretend to be interested in someone's vacation photos for 10 whole minutes. It's a skill.

Learn more about our small-talk superpowers