Exploring the Average Toaster Lifestyle

Learn about the daily struggles and triumphs of the average toaster.

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A Day in the Life

Woke up, toasted some bread, stared blankly into space.

Spent the rest of the day thinking about the meaning of existence.

Eventually got jammed and had to be unplugged.

Toaster Philosophy

Is the universe just a never-ending cycle of heat and toast?

Is the toaster just a pawn in a larger game of cosmic bread-burning?

Or is it something more?