Average John is a man of many talents and few accomplishments. He can eat 3.4 times more pizza than his friends at any given gathering, but his skills in Extreme Ironing are still a work in progress.
He's been featured in several notable works of fiction, including "The Adventures of Average John" and "Average John and the Quest for the Golden Couch".
Want more info on Average John? Check out his Wiki.
Or, if you're feeling generous, Tip John to learn more about the man behind the myth.
Or, if you're a fellow Average John, Join the Support Group to commiserate about your shared struggles with eating 12 slices of pizza in one sitting.