Welcome to Avocado Alchemy, where the pursuit of scientific inquiry meets the pursuit of delicious, green, squishy, creamy, nutritious, trendy, and Instagrammable food.
We're on a mission to crack the code of turning avocados into the ultimate elixir, using only the finest scientific principles and a dash of magic.
Join us in our quest for... wait, we're not really sure what we're doing, but it'll be fun, we promise.
Our team of experts (read: guys with beards) are hard at work:
- Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chief Avocado Alchemist
- Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, Deputy Avocado Alchemist (and Reg's wife)
- Dr. Balthazar McSnazzlepants, Avocado Alchemist Emeritus (and Reg's brother)