Avocado Recipes: A Guide to Not Eating Enough

Avoiding Avocado Toast

Because, let's be real, you don't need that much avocado.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of bread that's probably not as artisanal as you thought
• 1/4 cup of mayonnaise (just kidding, use the whole jar)
• Avocado slices that you'll just end up scraping off

Instructions:

1. Spread the mayonnaise, because that's what you're really here for.
2. Place the avocado slices on top, if you must.
3. Realize that you could've just eaten the mayonnaise straight from the jar and call it a day.