Avocado Defense Force

Operational Protocols

The Avocado Defense Force is a highly specialized and highly trained unit of avocados, dedicated to the defense of the homeland (and guacamole). Our protocols are designed to counter any threat, be it the evil Dr. Eggplant or the dastardly Dr. Pineapple.

**Protocol 1: The Avocado Shield

When faced with an incoming attack, the Avocado Shield is deployed. This consists of a single, heavily armored avocado, positioned at the front of the defensive line.

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**Protocol 2: The Avocado Squash

When the enemy is within close proximity, the Avocado Squash is activated. This involves a high-speed, high-impact assault with the finest avocado-based projectiles.

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**Protocol 3: The Avocado Stealth

When faced with a cunning enemy, the Avocado Stealth is employed. This involves a high-level infiltration of the enemy's command center, where we plant our most elite avocado agents.

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