Q: What is Avocadonkey?
A: Avocadonkey is a sentient, anthropomorphic avocado with a penchant for 80s rock music and obscure dad jokes.
Q: What is Avocadonkey's favorite food?
A: Avocadonkey loves nothing more than guacamole. Like, seriously loves it. It's like, the answer to every question.
Q: Can I buy Avocadonkey merchandise?
A: Oh, you want to rep Avocadonkey? Well, you're in luck! Our merch store is stocked with all sorts of Avocadonkey swag, from t-shirts to tote bags. Click here to shop