The Avocadonkey Philosophy is a radical new way of looking at the world. It's like, you know, the universe is just a big bowl of fruit, and sometimes the fruit is ripe, sometimes it's not. But you know what? We get to choose which fruit to eat, and that's the real power.
Fruitarianism: The Avocadonkey Way of living in harmony with the universe, one delicious, slightly mushy fruit at a time.